Some Tuesday Fun

I like finding inspirational and/or interesting quotes. Sometimes I just like to have fun. Found these for today at TJ's Home

Oxymorons:

• We are not anticipating any emergencies.
  
  
• It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
  
  
• Act natural.
  
  
• This report is filled with omissions.
  
  
• I can't remember having a more memorable time.
  
  
• No one goes to that restaurant anymore
  --it's always too crowded.
  
  
• By definition, one divided by zero is undefined.