Thursday, November 22, 2012

Let's Laugh

Ya sure, you betcha- laughter is great for Thanksgiving. Sometimes we get too serious too often. (Pity the poor weatherman who, in a bit of humor, referred to today as Turkey Day, then had to apologize the next day for not respecting the importance of Thanksgiving.)

So here are a few I found on the web.(Link)

  • Dizzy Person + Turkey = "Wobble Wobble"
  • UFO + Thanksgiving Fruit = Cranberry Saucer
  • Thanksgiving Dinner + Office Message = Turkey with all the Faxings

Hippies put what on their mashed potatoes?

What sound does a turkey's phone make?

What is big and green and goes "Gobble. Gobble."
Turkey-saurus Rex
What Thanksgiving food has grandchildren?
Gran-berry Sauce

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that plucks himself

(And one for the pre-adolescent boys among us, regardless of age...)

When a turkey picks his nose, what comes out?
A Gobble-goober.

(Sorry. My 10 year old self got loose!)

Graphics from Design Bolts Website

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