Me: We got tickets to the Letterman Show next Tuesday.
Daughter: That's great, Dad.
Me: We'll call you and let you know if we get on TV so you can watch.
Daughter: Right, Dad.
Me: Well, I can be the stupid guy that asks a dumb question in the warm-up and then Dave makes fun of him on the air.
Daughter: (Long laughter.) Dad- you are truly aspiring to be a stupid person on the Letterman show!
Me: Seems like a job I'd be a natural at.