High Aspirations

Me: We got tickets to the Letterman Show next Tuesday.

Daughter: That's great, Dad.

Me: We'll call you and let you know if we get on TV so you can watch.

Daughter: Right, Dad.

Me: Well, I can be the stupid guy that asks a dumb question in the warm-up and then Dave makes fun of him on the air.

Daughter: (Long laughter.) Dad- you are truly aspiring to be a stupid person on the Letterman show!

Me: Seems like a job I'd be a natural at.