On This Halloween Week

Some quotes for the week of scariness....

Rita Rudner
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."

Rodney Dangerfield
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Anonymous
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Steve Almond
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

And perhaps the best and most wonderful for this week:

Scottish Saying
From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!