Just In Case You Believed

Headline last week:

NOAA issues statement denying existence of mermaids

Reason for headline: A fake documentary on Animal Planet TV on "Mermaids: The Body Found."

This comes on the heels of a statement from the National Centers for Disease Control in June denying the existence of zombies.

Now, who is going to issue statements about evolution -v- creationism or global warming in order to bring us into the 19th Century?