Friday, July 13, 2012

Fun for Friday the 13th

Here are three quotes for today, inspired by the date....

Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.

Today I picked up a hitchhiker. Dropped him off at Crystal Lake. Seemed nice but didn't say a word. Was wearing a hockey mask. Oh, these wacky kids and their crazy fashions!

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks -- I'm not going that far.

And, just as a reminder- Saturday the 14th is as rare as Friday the 13th! So be careful out there.

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