Here are three quotes for today, inspired by the date....
Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.
Today I picked up a hitchhiker. Dropped him off at Crystal Lake. Seemed nice but didn't say a word. Was wearing a hockey mask. Oh, these wacky kids and their crazy fashions!
I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks -- I'm not going that far.
And, just as a reminder- Saturday the 14th is as rare as Friday the 13th! So be careful out there.