I never, ever re-post on Facebook. Therefore I will put this one on my blog.
Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my true sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they know this was copied and pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste; and if you don't copy and paste this status, then that means you hate Jesus, kittens, puppies, America, bacon, and that little girl with cancer who needs one million likes to receive treatment of any kind. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win. :-)