A fine headline in that "news" source, The Onion:
Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn't Know China Has Nuclear WeaponsTalk about skewering the system we are currently watching be as dysfunctional as it has ever been. The political process has become so polarized that what is important isn't even be considered. Herman Cain was a major candidate because he didn't know how to be a politician. He was popular because he admittedly knew nothing about government and how it works. Her makes mistakes about foreign policy and no one cares. He has rumors (probably true) but sill rumors about affairs, and he's gone.
Sometimes our human (il)logic and (un)reason amazes me.