Make No Sense

All right, my mind is not making any sense. That means it's time for a bunch of quotes that have caught my attention. Comedian Steven Wright is the perfect way to start:

• Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Our congressional leaders are known for making nonsense out of sense. Actually the late Senator Everett Dirksen made sense out of nonsense. But I have a hunch inflation may play havoc with his numbers.

• A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.

Groucho Marx was an American original. He knew how to make non-sense fun.

• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Dave Barry knows how to make us laugh. He also knows how to put it all into perspective.

• You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

And finally, ending where we began, back to Steven Wright.

• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.