Two a Day Until Thanksgiving (I)....

Jokes that is. I will be posting two jokes a day through Thursday, right here on this pmPilgrim site, in honor of the day that honors the other Pilgrims. So without further ado, here are one and two.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!