As a Public Service....

Thanks to The Morning News for a very helpful article on How Not to Be a Statistic. With all the H1N1 worries going around, don't overlook the danger of SHC (spontaneous human combustion.) Don't let it happen to you.

This one is particularly good:

If you find your bath water suddenly starting to steam and bubble, it’s because your internal temperature is rising dangerously high. Have a family member pour ice cubes into the tub and then have him or her make sure the gas stove is off, so you don’t end up losing the entire house.

Link.