I'm No April Fool

One thing about today, I ain't no April Fool. To prove it I present three signs I have seen over the past few years that I absolutely, positively obey. After all, my parents sure didn't raise no fool.

I always, always watch out when I see this sign. You will not catch me thinking that rattle is from a baby gone berserk.




When the highway department has a sign that turns in on itself I know, absolutely positively that the curve is exactly what it says.





And you will always find me obeying this one. I long ago learned that all the good stuff was at the side door anyway. Oh, does one have to have long hair to get in? No where did I leave my love beads?