Now For Something Not of Any Value

Unless a laugh or two is valuable (which I think it is.) In their "Morning Cup O'Links" yesterday, Mental Floss inked to one of their old posts, Laughable Warning Labels. So, in honor of absolutely nothing but Saturday, here are my favorites from the list:

*“Warning: This costume does not enable flight or super strength.”
Product: Frankel’s Costume Superman costumes

*“Do not iron clothes on body.”
Product: Rowenta’s irons

*“This product moves when used.”
Product: Razor scooter

*“Ask a doctor before use if you have difficulty urinating due to an enlarged prostate.”
Product: Midol Menstrual Complete