Answers to the Unanswerable

You may have seen that supposedly funny list of unanswerable questions such as:

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Well over at Jumbo Joke, This is True's Randy Cassingham has some answers. I will give you only one since he really wants you to go there yourself.

If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Neither; he's dead.

So, GO THERE with this LINK- Good joke: The "Unanswerable" Questions
And there are more HERE- Good joke: "Unanswerable" Questions 2