A Vampire for Governor
This is beyond belief. A "kind-hearted," self-proclaimed vampire has announced he is running for governor of Minnesota.

Self-styled "vampyre" Jonathon Sharkey is running for governor on a platform that includes impaling terrorists.
Link to the article in the Star-Tribune.

Here from KARE11 News:

His resume cites experience as a soldier, professional wrestler and boxer, and most recently as a vampyre, and satanic dark priest.

In fact, Sharkey is running under the banner of the Vampyres, Witches, and Pagans party, an organization he himself founded.
--KARE11 NEWS

Ah, but there's a twist to this as reported by WCCO-TV News:

The partner of a gubernatorial candidate who claims to be a vampire said she was relieved of her duties as a school bus driver because she might be bad role model for students.
--WCCO-TV

Let's not forget that this is the "heartland." What an amazing story to come out of here. Of course, there was another professional wrestler....