Another Day- Another Joke
No, I'm not giving up on writing things myself. I was surfing around earlier and came across a joke site that tickled my fancy. As they (have you ever seen THEY?) say, sometimes laughter is as good a way to pass the time as anything. (Or at least THEY say something like that!)

Anyway, here's the one that I thought was good (and I was willing to publish here.) Perhaps it should be about a FEMA boss?

One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and a few bullets.

He loaded the rifle and fired several shots at the target.

The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off -- whereupon he yelled toward the target area:

"It's leaving here just fine; the trouble must be at your end!"
--found on JumboJoke.com