Have You Noticed?
This seems to be the year of getting Santa stuck in chimneys. In one ad he has the AFLAC goose squacking at him. In another (for Imodium) he gets diarrhea. Add the movie Bad Santa to the list and this isn't a good year for the old bearded guy.

And Now- Just for Fun
Thanks to Ian's Messy Desk for this posting...

Christmas Top Tens
TOP TEN EXCUSES THE INNKEEPER HAD

10. Roman's "Stay Free" promotion a bit too successful
9. Wife said he couldn't accept wood carvings as payment anymore
8. Too busy getting new "Motel One" franchise going
7. Last pregnant lady riding a donkey took all their towels
6. Filled up for the "Caesar Impersonators'" convention
5. Didn't accept the Judean Express Card
4. Last room left was by the ice machine
3. Nazareth Shriners tore up the place the night before
2. Old Testament Gideons had not been by to re-stock the rooms
1. No last names, no service

TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR HOLIDAY TV SPECIALS

10. Rudolph The Insurance Adjuster
9. Mary, Joseph, and the Donkey's Wet, Hacking Cough
8. It's an Above Average Life
7. A Charlie Brown Parole Hearing
6. Frosty 2: The Revenge
5. It's a Claymation Hanukkah!
4. The Whoville Seven
3. Live from Las Vegas: The Grinch IS Elvis!!
2. The Innkeeper's Dental Appointment
1. The Night Santa Snapped
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