Nothing Serious

Went over to the Yahoo! News section titled Oddly Enough. Just a couple of the stories there:

Commuter Gets Arm Stuck in Train Toilet Fri Oct 31,11:33 AM ET
   NEW YORK (AP) - A man riding a Metro-North train dropped his cell phone in a toilet and got his arm stuck trying to retrieve it Thursday, forcing the train to stop and delaying the evening commute for thousands of people.

"When this moron's arm went down the crapper, so did our evening commute," Metro-North spokesman Dan Brucker said.

Undertaker Smuggles Cigarettes in Hearse Fri Oct 31,10:32 AM ET
   WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish undertaker was caught with his hearse packed with illegal cigarettes on Friday, Polish customs officers said.

"This attempt was a bit morbid. Even on Halloween," said Krystyna Mielnicka, spokeswoman for the customs office in the eastern city of Przemysl.

Rumsfeld Doesn't Know if He's Lost His Mojo Fri Oct 31,10:30 AM ET
   WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said he does not know whether or not he has lost his mojo, as a leading news magazine suggested, because he doesn't really know what mojo is.