Just Asking...

I simply typed into Google:

• Weird Thought for the Day.

I got several web sites and a few statements that tickled my fancy. So as not to be selfish and unsharing, here are some of them:

• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

• Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

And one more that is old, but always topical:

• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?